January 2012
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typical conversation with my six-year-old sister.
Me: Hi babygirl! I miss you!
Her: Hiii Gabby, I have a new DS. It has a camera!
Me: That's so cool! How's everything?
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: Katie?
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: KATIE?
Her: Sorry, I put the phone on the floor. Here, talk to Daddy.
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I think I’m legitimately addicted to sleep.
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vondell-swain:
my half-horse Divination Professor keeps rejecting my romantic advances
I feel like I’m stuck in the Firenze zone
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Bill fuckin Murray
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I HEARD THE WICKED SOUNDTRACK.
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““As the tide washed in, the Dutch Tulip Man faced the Ocean.
“Conjoiner,...”
– Peter Van Houten, An Imperial Affliction (via fishingboatproceeds)
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NOT THE BANJO.
oh god why
HE HAS A GUN WHY WOULD YOU USE THE BANJO
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poor Jesse Eisenberg’s character.
acquires hot blonde roomate.
she turns into Ke$ha.
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this is why you don’t bury dead hookers.
because they will come back for their naked vengeance during the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse.
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the people in this movie have more blood than anime characters
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guys asking permission for a kiss = the biggest of turn-ons.
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"If anyone here... has any knowledge... of Mr....
now.”
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abwhoretion:
If there’s anything worse than Christianity, it’s Christian rock and rap.
gimme dat Christian side hug
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Person: Who's your favourite author?
Me: John Green- he's the best.
Person: Oh, I haven't heard of him.
Me: Oh, you should look him up, he's really cool- his book's are so relate-able and poetic.
Person: Great, I will. *moves conversation onto another topic.
Me: He also makes YouTube videos.
Person:
Me: It started off as just communicating between him and his brother but now they have this really successful show because people started watching their videos.
Person:
Me: He does stuff for charity too.
Person:
Me: And he's really cute and nerdy and it's cool because they have this thing called Nerdfighteria which is basically all their fans who are proud to be nerds.
Person:
Me: and he signed like 150,000 copies of his new book.
Person:
Me: By hand.
Person:
Me: Over a period of like, a few months.
Person:
Me: His brother and wife signed some too.
Person:
Me: You can get one online if you go to dftba.com/tfios
Person:
Me: DFTBA is like their slogan by the way, if you were wondering what that was.
Person:
Me: It means 'Don't Forget To Be Awesome.'
Person:
Me: Because they try to increase the awesome-ness of the world and decrease how much it sucks.
Person:
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Person: So who's your favourite musician?
Me: Hank Green.......